Dual-Zip Hoodie With GHB Eye Print – Oversized Streetwear Pullover (White/Black/Dark Grey, S-XXXL) | Unisex Graphic Zip-Up Sweatshirt​

"This Hoodie Has More Zippers Than Your Personality"​​ This ​​dual-zip GHB eye hoodie​​ is for people who ​​want to look complicated​​. The ​​oversized fit​​ says "I’m chill", the ​​all-over print​​ whispers "I’m artsy", and the ​​two zippers​​ scream "I have commitment issues". ​​5 Reasons You’ll Wear This Daily (Then Regret Washing It)​​ ✓ ​​Zip Anxiety Relief​​ – ​​Fidget with both zippers during awkward conversations​​ ✓ ​​Print Protection​​ – ​​Eye graphic distracts from your "I didn’t sleep" face​​ ✓ ​​Oversized Armor​​ – ​​Hides "third snack break" evidence​​ ✓ ​​Color Camouflage​​ – ​​Black = hides coffee stains, white = "I live dangerously"​​ ✓ ​​Pocket Privilege​​ – ​​Side pockets hold snacks or your dying social life​​ ​​Style Hacks for the Artistically Challenged​​ ​​Zip Strategy​​ – ​​Half-zipped = "mysterious", fully open = "I’m too lazy to zip"​​ ​​Layer Guilt​​ – ​​Throw over a tee = "outfit", wear alone = "I forgot laundry day"​​ ​​Print Power​​ – ​​GHB eyes = "symbolic" (symbolizes you Googled "GHB meaning")​​ ​​Warning: May cause strangers to ask "What does the print mean?" (Correct answer: "It’s… complicated")​​